10.) You use coconut oil on EVERYTHING!
9.) You look for baby shirts when you shop for your baby, not onesies.
8.) Wet bags…. Wet bags everywhere. You found numerous ways to use them so you’re *almost* wet bag obsessed.
7.) You can’t help but play “disposable or cloth” while at the playground. Can you guess what type of diaper the other babies have on?
6.) Your mind goes to cloth-diaper related things when people start talking in “code.”
CD= Most people talk about actual cd’s…. Like the kind that play music. You’re thinking cloth diapers.
AC= They’re talking about their air conditioner. You’re wondering why their AppleCheeks aren’t cold enough.
FB= They’re talking about Facebook. (duh!) You’re trying to figure out how FuzziBunz has a glitch in their system.
5.) You may have concerned a few people when you asked on your personal Facebook page if anyone knew how to strip… A quick edit on that – strip their cloth diapers.
4.) Friends don’t understand why you have a bidet in your bathroom. When really, it’s your cloth diaper sprayer.
3.) You have a separate Paypal account than your significant other. It’s so much easier to #buyallthediapers when you have no evidence on the bank account statement…. Right?
2.) Fast finger stockings? Please. You got this. Swim lesson registration is put online at 6pm and “sells out quickly.” Your kid is signed up before the clock even hits 6:01.
1.) You let everyone know you cloth diaper! You can’t help but bring them into everyday conversations! Maybe you even let your baby rock out with their cloth out and they don’t wear pants! Hey, it happens!