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Tag Archive: jimmy

Warehouse Roulette – It’s not Lubricant
November 8, 2012 6:30 am | by

  Who knew real commercials would become compelling, 60 second stories? It’s been so long since we’ve seen real commercials on TV, it feels strange. I wonder if the local car dealers spent any time reworking their commercials? Maybe upgrade the low-res graphics and start shooting them/rendering them in HD? Nah….      Woop! Woop! We’ll give you eight thousand dollars over Kelly Blue Book!    $99 down, $99 a month!   Only on this specific car: Inventory number 106969. We keep all rebates and incentives. Doesn’t include taxes, title, paying for this commercial, hair gel, wheel degreaser, pin stripes

 
Warehouse Roulette – Taking a Dump
November 1, 2012 5:00 am | by

  Shazam!      Rise from the dead!    Can it be?    Is it true?    Are blueberries blue?    Yes!   Can you believe it? A new Warehouse Roulette post!    It’s Halloween (well, was, it’s tomorrow today), so, just like leftover fish in the fridge, it’s a grand day to resurrect Warehouse Roulette from the dead.    In case you forgot or have no idea what Warehouse Roulette is, it’s my way of having something to write about. I’ve been bugged by Jenn and others to write posts on the blog for a long time, but I

 
Marinated Bovine
October 25, 2012 5:30 am | by

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I really need to go to bed. If I go to sleep now, I’ll get more sleep tonight than the last two nights combined. I can hear you saying “Then go to bed! Why are you up writing a silly blog post you haven’t updated in weeks. What’s another week? We won’t hold it against you… as much”.    Well, you’re right.   Good night!   Oh. I can hear the rest of you saying “Not enough words! Write more words! I paid good money to watch this in 3D and fooznit,

 
Warehouse Roulette, Hunting for Snipes
September 13, 2012 5:30 am | by

My weekly blog post has turned into a random whack-a-mole post. Where is it? Where is it? There it is! Hit it! Bam Bam Bam!    Waiting for a load of laundry to finish and too tired to really be doing this, I shall tickle the softly glowing keys of my MacBook Air Freshener. Then, pound them like I’m typing on an old IBM clickety clickety keyboard! Rarrr! Words! Clack clack clack! More words!    In case you forgot or have no idea what Warehouse Roulette is, it’s my way of having something to write about. I’ve been bugged by

 
Warehouse Roulette – Lemmings
May 24, 2012 5:30 am | by

I’ve been bugged by Jenn and others to write posts on the blog for a long time, but I didn’t want to have to figure out what to write about while staying somewhat on topic. So the obvious solution was to write about random things in the warehouse. Warehouse Roulette! To make it fun and very random, I put all of the warehouse locations in a box, mixed it up and drew a location.     No fun pranks in the warehouse this week, but we did have the uber popular dollar diaper sale last Saturday at the retail stores!

 
Warehouse Roulette – Leaky Banana!
May 17, 2012 5:30 am | by

I’ve been bugged by Jenn and others to write posts on the blog for a long time, but I didn’t want to have to figure out what to write about while staying somewhat on topic. So the obvious solution was to write about random things in the warehouse. Warehouse Roulette! To make it fun and very random, I put all of the warehouse locations in a box, mix it up and draw a location. I could just pick things, but then it wouldn’t really be random. Someday I’ll write about the tree frogs that stick to the doors at night

 
Warehouse Roulette – Carnage on the Counter
May 10, 2012 5:30 am | by

I’ve been bugged by Jenn and others to write posts on the blog for a long time, but I didn’t want to have to figure out what to write about while staying somewhat on topic. So the obvious solution was to write about random things in the warehouse. What will it be this week, no one knows! Warehouse roulette! To make it fun and very random, I put all of the warehouse locations in a box, mixed it up, mixed it up some more, changed my mind, mixed it up some more counter clockwise with a spork and drew a

 
Warehouse Roulette – The Sh*tcan
April 26, 2012 5:30 am | by

I’ve been bugged by Jenn and others to write posts on the blog for a long time, but I didn’t want to have to figure out what to write about while staying somewhat on topic. So the obvious solution was to write about random things in the warehouse. Warehouse roulette! To make it fun and very random, I put all of the warehouse locations in a box, mixed it up and drew a location.   This location really could be anything. It’s one of the areas where we park incoming pallets that act like in-laws. Sometimes it’s a short stay,

 
Warehouse Roulette – I Peed
April 19, 2012 5:37 am | by

I’ve been bugged by Jenn and others to write posts on the blog for a long time, but I didn’t want to have to figure out what to write about while staying somewhat on topic. So the obvious solution was to write about random things in the warehouse. Warehouse roulette! To make it fun and very random, I put all of the warehouse locations in a box, mixed it up and drew a location.   And what a lovely location it is. It’s a shelf full of Flip Training Pants! Oh la la! Such pretty boxes! In the effort of

 
Warehouse Roulette – Bundles of Joy
March 15, 2012 5:30 am | by

I’ve been bugged by Jenn and others to write posts on the blog for a long time, but I didn’t want to have to figure out what to write about while staying somewhat on topic. So the obvious solution was to write about random things in the warehouse. Warehouse roulette! To make it fun and very random, I put all of the warehouse locations in a box, mixed it up and drew a location. I know I said it before, but I really should start playing the lottery (even if it is a tax on those that can’t do math,