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Warehouse Roulette, Hunting for Snipes
September 13, 2012 5:30 am | by
My weekly blog post has turned into a random whack-a-mole post. Where is it? Where is it? There it is! Hit it! Bam Bam Bam! 
Waiting for a load of laundry to finish and too tired to really be doing this, I shall tickle the softly glowing keys of my MacBook Air Freshener. Then, pound them like I’m typing on an old IBM clickety clickety keyboard! Rarrr! Words! Clack clack clack! More words! 
In case you forgot or have no idea what Warehouse Roulette is, it’s my way of having something to write about. I’ve been bugged by Jenn and others to write posts on the blog for a long time, but I didn’t want to have to figure out what to write about while staying somewhat on topic. So the obvious solution was to write about random things in the warehouse. Warehouse Roulette! To make it fun and very random, I put all of the warehouse locations in a box, mixed it up and drew a location. And now I’ve managed to make the postings random too. Whoops. 
Somewhere between the last post and this one, I really did draw another location, then forgot to snap a picture of the location. If I went and found my phone, I could find the pictures of the product too. But, I’m tired, the washer is going ‘round and ‘round, ‘round and ‘round, ‘round and ‘round, the washer is going ‘round and ‘round, ‘round and ‘round, all night long.  You’ll just have to guess what it was. No, it wasn’t that. 
Why did someone decide putting a blue LED in stereo/computer components was a good thing? Blue LED’s are so bright and annoying. They remind me of blue porta-potty water. Backsplash in one those that has to be one of the worst feelings. Especially with the quality one-ply tissue paper on an almost empty roll to clean up the carnage. Which leads to the second worst feeling in bathroom gymnastics – underestimating what’s left on the roll, in the downstairs bathroom, with the extra toilet paper upstairs, on the other end of the house, with guests in the house. The penguin shuffle doesn’t work going up stairs. The third worst feeling? Probably has something to do with White Castles, Taco Bell and hot sauce. 
Which leads me to Start Trek. The next Star Trek Movie (2013) now has a title: Star Trek Into Darkness. Snipes live in the darkness. It’s going to be a good movie. 
— Jimmy
“Keep smiling, it makes everyone wonder what you’re up to.”
copyright 2012 Cotton Babies, Inc – Hunting for Snipes?

About the Author

Jimmy Labit is a full-time dad and has a lot of experience with cloth diapers. He takes care of the technical side of Cotton Babies when he isn't trying to juggle four kids. He is the male voice of Beyond The Diaper and brings a unique and quirky sense of humor to our blog.



  • Jimmy said...
    September 26, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Little birdies.

  • Bethany Haid said...
    September 13, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    Blue LED lights bother me, too.
    My husband thinks snipes are small furry animals, whereas I grew up thinking they were little birds. I wonder how you desscribe Snipes in STL?